"Corrupt a Wish"

[ThePest179]

Granted, the weather is now sentient and goes on a rampage.

 

I wish for my personal nuclear stockpile. Preferably a very large one.

[Seattleite]

Granted, the weather is now sentient and goes on a rampage.

 

I wish for my personal nuclear stockpile. Preferably a very large one.

 

Granted. Then the elder god decides it isn't happy with you having all that power and it isn't going to let you have it anymore. Have fun trying to stop it.

 

I wish I made better wishes.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but you just wasted your wish.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Seattleite]

Granted, but it's on SCP-807.

 

I wish I could stop typing and go to bed... But there's SO much work to do...

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now you fall back into your coma.

 

I wish I could go to sleep tonight, because I'm going through some nightmarish SCPs to kill the Elder God.

[Seattleite]

Granted, but you go to sleep knowing it was all in vain.

 

I wish I could finish this stupid paperwork.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but to finish it you have to kill your own Elder God.

 

I wish for some LSD. Elder Gods can cause an apocalypse, and I want to die happy.

[Seattleite]

Granted, but it's contaminated so you're guaranteed a bad trip.

 

I wish I could kill my own Elder God. (See, it's designed so no player, no matter how clever, can kill it within the rules. It's meant to be a perpetual background obstacle the players can NEVER fully overcome, like a good eldritch abomination should be.)

[ThePest179]

Granted, but then the monster stops being fun.

 

I wish I could go to the SCPverse, and bring a few SCPs back with me. I could rule the world!

[Seattleite]

Granted, but only the useless and harmless ones.

 

I wish I wasn't so goddamned busy all the time.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but you go insane because you have too much free time.

 

I wish I had a secret maze to toss people in.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it's so secret that you don't even know you have it.

 

I wish I could pick a single SCP to come into existence in my living room.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but it's 106 and he's in his hunting mode.

 

I wish I had the means to become president of the US and knock some sense into the world.

[Seattleite]

Granted, but you have to get there conventionally, compromising most or all of your morals, then find the position is actually extremely limited and congress blocks everything you ever try to do, ever. You leave the office having accomplished very little, and if you ever want back in it (or just to leave it without being killed) you'll have to accomplish absolutely nothing positive and likely quite a bit negative.

 

I wish I had more money.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, you receive one penny fired from a Gauss rifle at supersonic velocities, and aimed at your forehead.

 

I wish money grew on trees, and that I owned one of those money trees.

[Seattleite]

(Pennies are not aerodynamic enough. It would lose most of its energy almost immediately, and the stress would destroy it. Also, they're not magnetic, so a gauss rifle wouldn't move it.)

 

Granted, but due to hyperinflation the currency is worthless because it GROWS on TREES.

 

I wish people had at least a basic understanding of economics.

[BTGBullseye]

(sufficient electromagnetic force can cause even "non-magnetic" materials to be moved, it takes a hell of a lot of power to do it though)

 

Granted, but it causes a massive violent uprising against most governments in the world. (I know an awful lot about economics, almost to the point that I wish I didn't)

 

I wish that people could get along with everyone else.

[ThePest179]

(I know an awful lot about economics, almost to the point that I wish I didn't)

 

OT: Granted, but then the aliens invade and everyone is now a die hard pacifist.

 

I wish for a box.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted. It is a 5' cube with no windows or doors, made of reinforced concrete, and you're stuck inside it.

 

I wish they would make a movie that pitted all the most badass movie characters (Riddick, John McLane, The Terminator, Rambo, Frank Martin [from the Transporter], Dirty Harry, The Punisher, etc) against each other to see who would win.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but the movie will be directed by Uwe Boll, written by M. Night Shyamalan, and the main character will be Jar Jar Binks. Also, so many lens flares that J.J. Abrams would say "That's too much."

 

I wish I had a pie.