"Corrupt a Wish"

[Blightmare]

Granted but nothing special happens.

 

I wish I wasn't having this allergy attack nowhere near any meds.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, now you have an allergy attack near everything but meds, and all the medicine in the world is gone.

 

 

I wish I had a magical talking banana.

[Blightmare]

granted but it only knows how to shout and the only word it seems capable of saying is "BANANANANANANANA" etc.

 

I wish I could go home and sleep.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but when you do, you never awaken.

 

I wish I wasn't tired all the time. (like I have been for the past two days, for unknown reasons)

[ThePest179]

Granted, you have enough energy that you do everything you ever wanted to do about five times, in one hour. Boredom sets in.

 

I wish I never had to do another test again.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted... You now no longer have to do tests, but since tests are required for so many things, you can't do anything that requires you to take a test.

 

I wish I could sleep when I wanted and needed to.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, now you've been granted sleep eternal.

 

 

I wish Final Fantasy 10 (HD Remastered) had an official New Game+ mode that you didn't have to pay for as DLC.

[BTGBullseye]

YAY! I'm dead again!

 

Granted, and it also has so many bugs that the game is unplayable.

 

I wish I had money.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, you now have Monopoly money.

 

 

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich, that didn't try to eat me.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it tastes terrible.

 

I wish I could hear back about that job opportunity soon.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, you now have Monopoly money.

Yay! I can now replace all those missing $100 and $500 bills that are missing.

 

I wish I could hear back about that job opportunity soon.

Granted, but it's just some creepy sounding guy laughing and insulting you.

 

I wish I had a Google fiber internet connection here.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but it's rendered moot any way because you lose your internet connection.

 

I wish I had no homework to do over the weekend.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted. But instead you have to do regular school work, at school, all day for the entire weekend.

 

I wish I could lose 40lbs so I could join the Navy.

[ThePest179]

Granted, you lose 40lbs of necessary organs.

 

I wish for a whistle.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted. Someone whistles so loudly that everything you own is destroyed by the sonic vibrations, and you get serious internal hemorrhaging.

 

I wish I had back those necessary organs, but not the weight.

[ThePest179]

Granted, you have all your organs. Outside your body.

 

I wish I had less spicy soup.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted... It's so bland that you can't stand it.

 

I wish those specific organs were inside my body, in healthy condition, attached to where they're supposed to be without any further damage to my body in any way.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now OTHER organs had to be removed to make room for the originals.

 

I wish time went faster.

[BTGBullseye]

You didn't grant the wish then... (your corruption violated a specific part of the wish, the "without any further damage to my body in any way" part)

 

Granted, you are now dead from old age.

 

I wish people would read everything that was posted everywhere BEFORE they replied, and that they wouldn't reply to something by taking it out of context.

[ThePest179]

You didn't grant the wish then... (your corruption violated a specific part of the wish, the "without any further damage to my body in any way" part)

 

Well, if the organs aren't damaged, then technically no further harm was done to your body (and to be fair, that was pretty hard to corrupt).

 

Anywho, granted, but now everyone die of boredom because they had to read everything over and over again, including yourself.

 

I wish I knew everything.