"Corrupt a Wish"

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but now you can't get any girls to return your phone calls.

 

I wish everyone in the world was sexy excluding me.

[Bugthing]

Wish granted, but now nobody thinks anything special of it.

 

I wish I didn't have any in-laws.

[ThePest179]

I wish everyone in the world was sexy.....

 

Best wish EVER!

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, but you're in jail because you murdered them.

 

I wish that my triple posting drawback is gone

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, but you're in jail because you murdered them.

 

I wish that my triple posting drawback is gone

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, but you're in jail because you murdered them.

 

I wish that my triple posting drawback is gone

[ThePest179]

Wish granted, you now quadruple post.

 

I wish that there was something to do!

[Bugthing]

Wish granted and you have something to do, but you have to pay micropayments for it. All the time.

 

I wish all the poor, starving children in Africa had enough to eat.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now all the children not in Africa don't have enough to eat.

 

I wish for more time to do things.

[Pinkie Pie]

Wish granted, but now you have too much time. So much so that you have done everything you could possibly want and are just waiting to die...which, by your wish, may take longer than it would have normally.

 

I wish my brain could talk.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but it talks in Navi's voice and never shuts up.

 

I wish East vs West would be released sooner.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now a nuclear war between Russia and the U.S. occurs, so you will never get to watch it.

 

I wish Internet trolling was punishable by death.

[Bugthing]

Granted, but now people all around the world stop trolling for some odd reason.

 

I wish all mosquitoes would be killed, right now. Flies are okay, I just want the stinging kind gone, out of here, poof, bye-bye.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now people all around the world stop trolling for some odd reason.

 

Hooray! A perfect internet!

[BTGBullseye]

I wish all mosquitoes would be killed, right now. Flies are okay, I just want the stinging kind gone, out of here, poof, bye-bye.

Granted, but now all the other animals that used to eat them die off, and the animals that ate those animals die off, and then you die off...

 

I wish I was successful.

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now everyone is jealous of your success and wish to destroy you.

 

I wish there were some more good fanfictions.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you're too busy trying to destroy me to read them. (they're also all written by me, and nobody is able to destroy me because I succeed at making them not ever able to destroy me)

 

I wish that SCP machine that could refine or make things coarse actually existed. (SCP-914)

[ThePest179]

Granted, but now all the other SCP's exist, and join the hunt against you, and your success is running out.

 

I wish that I never have to go through high school.

[rairii]

Granted, but now you have to put up with 10 years of 8th grade.

 

I wish I had tree fiddy.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, you now have the girl nicknamed "Three Fifty" because of her weight, but because of her ethnicity and location of residence it always comes out "Tree Fiddy". She now takes possession of you, since that's just how she does things.

 

I wish that everyone in the united states who could legally acquire a gun (regardless of current gun ownership status) would be given a good new handgun of whatever style they prefer and 1000 rounds of ammunition for it. (a Ruger SR9/SR40/SR45 for automatic users, or a Ruger Blackhawk/Super Blackhawk/Vaquero/SP100/GP100/Redhawk/Super Redhawk for revolver users)