"Corrupt a Wish"

[St. Goliath]

Granted, here you have a nine volt battery I excidentally half-emptied when it got in contact with the keys in my pocket.

 

Now that I am an orange in space, can someone fling me towards the moon? I always wanted to go there!

[Bugthing]

Granted, but you die before you get there. A falling star? That is not an ordinary star, my son. That star is the tear of a warrior. A pitiful soul who could not find his way to the lofty realm where the great spirit awaits us all.

 

I wish I could see Cowboy Bebop again without remembering anything about it.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but now you can't remember anything else, either.

 

I wish I gotten more sleep last night. Less than four hours of sleep will make today very fun.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, you got 4 hours and fifteen seconds of sleep.

 

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now (a good one).

[Bugthing]

You get a cheeseburger, but it is not as good.

 

I wish I could sweat less when it gets hot. So stinky.

[Humin]

Granted. Now you are dead from heat exhaustion.

 

I wish my laptop used hex heads instead of philips heads. They strip away to easily.

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, but everything that uses Philips head will use hex heads.

Good luck trying to open your window.

 

I wish for a 3 wish which I use one of them for another 3 wishes and so on...

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, you are now a young fat fish in the moon because that is your true dream

 

 

I wish the diet I'm on was easy

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but now it's a ridiculously unhealthy diet consisting solely of doughnuts, soda, and cheeseburgers.

 

I wish that I could somehow bring any dead fic/tumblr back to life.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, it's now a zombie, and it wants your brains.

 

 

I wish for a fish.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, you now have a fish, but you are now a gay fish.

 

 

I wish I had fucks left to give.

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, but for every fuck you want to have, you must fuck someone first.

[iAmaNoob]

Wish granted, but for every fuck you want to have, you must fuck someone first.

[iAmaNoob]

I wish I can stop double posting

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wish granted, you now triple post.

 

I wish for a fish that would counter my current wish.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted you are raped by Henri monster fish

 

I wish there where more posts

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but there are so many you keep smacking into them.

 

I wish I was a German butterfly.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, now Twilight will eat you.

 

 

I wish for Collective Foal to corrupt this wish.

[ThePest179]

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[Psychotic Ninja]

Wish granted, you are now a virus. *Shoots ThePest through the chest with a shotgun.*

 

 

I wish my package would come sooner.