"Corrupt a Wish"

[Humin]

Granted but now your computer is hot plasma.

 

I wish it took less time to make up my mind.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but now you make decisions instantaneously and, as a result, other people that take even a minute amount of time to decide on something becomes the most annoying thing in the world.

 

I wish I had a window AC unit. It's starting to get warm during the day.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but it falls as Obama is walking by for no apparent reason and kills him, and you're forced to go on the run averting the authorities for the rest of your life.

 

I wish Episode 42 was done already.

[Humin]

Granted but it has no sound editing and Ross is going to move and won't make another video for the next 6 months.

 

I wish my clothes were always as warm as when they come out of the dryer.

[Thadeus]

Granted, but they are now on fire.

 

I wish my soda was cold.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but you can't drink it cause it's frozen solid.

 

I wish Gordon Freeman was in my bed

[Thadeus]

Granted, but you now have a mute man beating you with a crowbar in your bed.

 

I wish I had a uncorruptable wish.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but the universe implodes from the paradox and you've just screwed us all in the ass. Good job.

 

I wish I had the car from Back to the Future.

[Thadeus]

Granted, but you have no plutonium, so it can't even drive normally.

 

I wish I had another fan in my room.

[Humin]

Granted. You now have a fan of Justin Bieber in your room.

 

I wish Ice Cream bars lasted longer when you ate them.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but now they taste horrible, but you can't stop eating them.

 

 

I wish Payday 2 would come out sooner.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it'll come out only on Betamax. Not even Beta could've saved the Dreamcast

 

I wish the summer sales would start soon!

[Humin]

Granted but now your wallet is empty sooner.

 

I wish the air conditioning would reach my room.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but now your air conditioner becomes sentient and capable of voluntary movements. It keeps you up when you try to sleep by singing Christmas carols.

 

I wish these blisters on my feet I got from bad shoes would heal quickly.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted, magical puss pixies fly out of the blister on your feet and heal them. But they never go away and you will be forever surrounded 2 inch tall bad smelling naked pixie girls that will never stop talking.

 

 

 

I wish for fame

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish Granted, you are now an infamous war criminal.

 

I wish I had enough money without having to work for it.

 

Granted but now your wallet is empty sooner.

 

I wish the air conditioning would reach my room.

 

I can sympathize. When it's 75 degrees in the rest of the house, it's usually between 80-82 degrees in my room.

[Pinkie Pie]

Wish granted, you now have enough money to buy yourself a few burritos at Taco Bell.

 

What? Not to your liking? Perhaps you should have been more clear as to how much 'enough' is.

 

 

I wish most public places would allow me to set my own preference on what constitutes as 'shirt and shoes.'

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but now all public places require you to wear pants, which are defined as outside your own preferences.

 

I wish I could come up with something that would be hard for others to corrupt.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Granted but now you can never corrupt any wishes

 

I wish "for glory to fall on my name" (it's from a song)

[Aldibar]

Alakazam! Your middle name is now 'GLORY'! It fell on your old middle name and crushed it.

 

also ...

I wish Payday 2 would come out sooner.

 

I would have said 'your wish is granted but it's a new candy bar'.

 

 

I wish to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company.