"Corrupt a Wish"

[Obsidian]

Granted, but seeing as "sane" is a condition, you have become immune to sanity. Good luck with that.

 

I wish graphics cards were cheaper

[Humin]

Granted, but now you can't get any anywhere because they're sold out.

 

I wish my TV was bigger.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it crushes itself under it's own weight, and then falls over on top of you.

 

I wish my last wish hadn't disappeared from the post.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, you just now created a time paradox, all time cease to exist, ending all life as we know it.

 

 

I wish I had the guts to ask her out, without her rejecting me.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but the aforementioned "her" is actually the Wicked Witch of the West.

 

I wish for the ability to shoot lightning out of my hands.

[Humin]

Granted but now you have to carry around a generator and a transformer wherever you go.

 

I wish I didn't need so many wires.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but now you're a sea sponge.

 

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[Humin]

Granted but now you can't stay up.

 

I wish for a new ipod.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but iPods don't work underwater (as you're still a sea sponge).

 

I wish I could speak to non-human animals.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, They're all assholes.

 

I wish I could go on an adventure.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Granted, but you can't just go running off into the blue. You are a Baggins of Bag End.

 

I wish my job paid better.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but they gave it to someone else who was more qualified.

 

I wish I was a wizard.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but everyone bothers you with their personal problems until you get so annoyed you make them pay for your services. Then everyone turns against you and you go through a long journey (that should be short enough for an hour and a half movie) of redemption and you finally find the meaning of life and are happy to help people free of charge!

 

Also your love interest is Rosie O'Donnel. AAAAAAAACKKK!!!

 

I wish I was a space cowboy.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, but it's just you in space with a gun and a cowboy hat, with no air.

 

I wish I knew what you were referencing, because I'm like 99% sure that you are.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I wasn't referencing anything, I was just adding a bunch of stuff together. The wizard storyline was mainly taken from a story you can read in the game Blue Dragon, the movie bit was thrown in there, and I added Rosie O'Donnel in there because adding her to ANYTHING corrupts it immediately.

 

I wish E3 was here already.

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but Valve announces that it's dropping the Half-Life franchise in favor of a card-battle/escort mission game based on Internet memes. The player stars as Dolan Duck in the first game.

 

I wish I didn't have dry skin on my elbows.

[Bravetriforcer]

Granted, now you have dry skin on your penis head.

 

I wish I was not the kind of person who would immediately think to say that.

[Humin]

Granted, now your mother is.

 

I wish I had 1 millinillion dollars (10^3003).

[Alyxx Thorne]

Granted, but after paying taxes you're left with a couple of bucks.

 

I wish I had some coffee.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but it's hot coffee.

 

I wish the cheap stuff in my wish lists didn't go out of stock so quickly.