"Corrupt a Wish"

[Madman]

Granted, you have godlike powers and the mind of a mere mortal, therefore you cannot comprehend your existence and blow up the entire time-space continuum of every parallel universe ever.

 

I wish I went back in time and prevented myself from wishing this wish.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but when you go back in time, you turn yourself into a crazywoman.

 

I wish powersliding for half a second would calm tigers.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you are unable to do it, and a tiger decides it wants to eat you.

[Humin]

I wish for a computer that cannot go above or below 30c

[danielsangeo]

Granted, but the computer can only have 640 bytes of ROM; you have to load all your programs via 8" floppies because there's no hard drive.

 

I wish walking people at stores, malls and other similar locations would follow the rules of the road; so, if you drive on the right side the road, you hug the right side of the hall/thoroughfare so that you don't block the flow of traffic.

[Bravetriforcer]

Granted, but those chips you're picking up? Hugged by all those rule-followers for however long it's been on the shelf.

 

I wish I was capable of love.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, however you are now incapable of feeling shame. I'll let you do the math on that one.

 

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but you don't have eidetic memory.

 

I wish Tinker Bell was human and was my girlfriend.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Granted, however you are now gay.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up early.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Granted, but now you're late for whatever it was you needed to get up early for.

 

I wish I could play an instrument well.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but you fail at everything else.

 

I wish MLP: FiM season 3 was out.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, it's the series finale and it's a 10 minute episode based on Cupcakes.

 

I wish I didn't feel sick right now.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Granted, but now Fluttershy is sick instead of you and don't you feel terrible for doing that to her?

[Humin]

I wish to be physically indestructible.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, however you are now brain-dead.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but now you're always tired.

 

I wish today was over already.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but tomorrow is just where today left off.

 

I wish I had everything ever.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Wish granted, you now have everything you could dream of, including all known diseases and ailments.

 

I wish...I could find good fanfics.

[Obsidian]

Granted, but they're all in a non-human language.

 

I wish out of print books were readily available again.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but all the good in print books are not readily available.

 

I wish I was immune to all diseases and conditions.