"Corrupt a Wish"

[Pinkie Pie]

Uh...I don't know how to corrupt that. Uh...buzzards peck at your rope hours after your hung...there...you're not hung anymore hehehehe....ehhh...

 

I wish this wasn't so awkward. ._.

[Very7684]

Granted but your a very, very awkward and scary person...so your wishes will not come true

 

I wish I had Borderlands 2 already, I can't stand it

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but it sucks.

 

 

I wish SOPA and Protect-IP and that nothing worse comes to harm the interwebs.

[Doublenature]

Granted, but your computer doesnt work anymore.

 

I wish I could eat my chips for myself.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

granted, but they are all fat free.

 

I wish I had a better video card.

[Collective Foal]

Granted, but the day before it arrives, thieves come into your house and gut out your computer for everything except the video card

 

I wish I could play TF2 on my tablet.

[Mes gots its]

Granted, but it's no longer available on PC.

 

I wish for the ability to turn my face into any rage comic face at will.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it's torturously painful, and it does it at the will of the part of you that absolutely loves to cause pain to the rest of you.

 

I wish I could have all the best porn in existence, at 1080P quality, on my laptop.

[Blightmare]

Granted but the screen is broken.

 

I wish this damn quarter would END already!

[BTGBullseye]

Easy to replace a screen, or attach an external... Muahahaha! All your porn are belong to me!

 

Granted, but it starts back up a few seconds after it ends, and is far worse for the next quarter.

 

I wish I wasn't damn dirt poor.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but you lose the intelligence to use your money wisely.

 

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it's only one of those plastic kid guitars.

 

I wish I could tell the person I like how I feel about him. (yeah you heard that right.)

[Scorpia]

Granted, But he's embarrassingly clingy.

(I was being nice. )

I wish one of my job applications would go through already.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it goes right on through to the trash. (same thing happening to me)

 

I wish I didn't.

[Scorpia]

did you mean "I wish It didn't"? If so, granted, but Your job pays close to slave wages.

 

If you meant what you said, i don't know what to say to corrupt that. :/

 

I wish I had enough money to take my SATs.

[BTGBullseye]

I meant what I said... Yay, an incorruptible wish!

 

Granted, but you get drunk, and have a hangover all the way through it, making you get a perfect 0.

 

I wish I had a wish that I had a wish that I had a wish.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it wasn't a wish. (fuck logic)

 

I wish I could literally fuck logic.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but immediately afterwards, it fucks you... Over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

 

I wish I was a wish.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but you're next to shit.

 

(ever hear the saying "wish in one hand, shit in the other. see which one fills up first."?)

I wish I had a 12v DC computer fan.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but it then overpowers, and decapitates you with it's blades.

 

I wish I had a hot, clean, female human stalking me.